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This week on Merp is the happening place on Merp. Make sure to check it out, it's updateed DAILY! If you miss any, or want to see anything again, it will all appear on 'past weeks on Merp' Enjoy!
This week on Merp...
Reporter Blarg Wilson drops in, to tell us a little nonsense, and i'll dig up some dirt on PADDINGTON BEAR! What's he up to now? Does it have anything to do with his partner in crime, Wellington Boot? For all that and more, head to 'This week on Merp'!!!!!!
As you can see, the site, formally Nobleman's Nose, is now
called Merp, and has a brand new URL.
After almost nine months, we thought it was time for a change. A very big change. Please give us time to get the site going, as I said, Big Changes.